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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

SHAMELESS ADVERTISING, I CHOOSE YOU!

                                             Oh HELL YEAH!  Having a little fun with special effects.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

PROOF

 This video is proof enough for me that you can improve ANY video with awesome special effects, funny voices, and nonsensical lines....and exploding cats.

...just get her boots.


Sunday, August 7, 2011

It's about damn time!

   Hi there.  I haven't been here for a LONG time, and I have some 'splainin to do.  The reason I haven't been writing anything on this blog is for the simple fact that I haven't actually watched many movies lately.  School became my top priority, so I wanted to get that over with before I actually continued any work on this blog.

   But with THAT said and done...



   From the time I wrote that GOD awful review of Megamind till now (that review was so booooooring), I have acquired SEVERAL movies.  Movies that everyone has heard of...and movies that NO ONE has heard of.  And I'm going to talk about them...
    Every.  Single.  One.
   I will be talking about the random movies I have purchased as often as possible as soon as possible.  ALL of them.  

"But why Hellmuffin?  Why would you do such a thing?"

   I'm glad you asked confused infant!  You see, I talk about movies ALL the time.  But only to my friends and family.  I want to give my gift of talking about movies in a rambling fashion to ALL unfortunate souls on the internet!  So to hone my skills, I'll be talking about as many of my movies as I can, to LEARN everything I can!  It'll be SO MUCH FUN!



"WHEN WILL YOU START?  I DO NOT LIEK TO WAYUT!"

   YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR LONG CHILD!  I will be starting this SOON, VERY soon.  Within the next week even!  I have NO idea HOW I'll start, or WHERE I'll start.  BUT I SHALL START IN JUST A FEW DAYS!

   That's right folks.  Unlike anything else I've ever done, THIS will be done relatively soon.  I'll be working my damndest to give you my insane incoherent ramblings on all my films within a week.  I just need some time to set up some things, then I shall begin.

  So with that being said, I now go off into a time of preparation.  I hope for the future, and my own soul.


...not so much for your souls though.